Princesses don't give blow jobs
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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