I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Do plants get herpes?
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