She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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