I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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