I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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