I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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