D3 body, D1 cock
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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