school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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