just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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