Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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