My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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