He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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