Fine. I'll sleep in my office
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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