when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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