Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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