Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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