get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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