Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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