Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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