Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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