This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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