and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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