Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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