I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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