He asked me if I "almost moaned"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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