Sponge bath it is.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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