i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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