I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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