yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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