he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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