I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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