Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Randomize
