My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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