Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
time to smoke my breakfast
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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