So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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