i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The air was thick with penises
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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