Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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