Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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