is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
