Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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