This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Screwed.edu
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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