apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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