I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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