I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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