I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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