Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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