Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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