sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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