i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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