I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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