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(941): View more from Florida

Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?

(1-941): View more from Florida

Wow! You need to get laid.

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(785): View more from Kansas

This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday

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(450): View more from Quebec

I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...

(450): View more from Quebec

On that note, do I have a rule?

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(650): View more from California

We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel

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(207): View more from Maine

Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.

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(850): View more from Florida

I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.

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