you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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