ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Terrible idea I love it
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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