If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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